Oh, Jezza, you are sometimes such a child.
Look at your face!
For littlemisseadie: James May doesn’t like running on camera for good reason.
eeeee look at him go !
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reasons why James May is absolutely perfect: writing Cock on his fish pie to piss off Gordon Ramsay.
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Trouserless!Jeremy
Disappointed by the lack of Jezza’s pants on my dashboard.
Seal pup wanders into home and puts his flippers up - New Zealand Herald
Calmly, the young pup then eased past Ms Swoffer’s dog and cats before making himself at home on a couch and attempting to snuggle in for the night.
“Then it looks at me with those huge brown eyes. It was so cute, but I didn’t touch it because you don’t with wild animals.”
Ms Swoffer called the SPCA.
“They were giggling away and I’m saying ‘I’m not drunk, I’m not lying’, there’s a seal in my house.”
The SPCA contacted the Department of Conservation, which was already looking for a seal reported hopping along Welcome Bay Rd.
This is quite possibly the best news story I’ve ever read. (h/t Tinsely)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
